Sarah Britten grew up being force-fed on Jungle Oats and ProNutro. When she shoplifted a box of Smarties from Checkers at the age of 3, her horrified mother told her that she, Mrs Britten, would have to spend a day in jail for every Smartie in the box. The threat scarred her for life.
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Sarah Britten grew up being force-fed on Jungle Oats and ProNutro. When she shoplifted a box of Smarties from Checkers at the age of 3, her horrified mother told her that she, Mrs Britten, would have to spend a day in jail for every Smartie in the box. The threat scarred her for life.
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